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FUNNY POETRY
POEM MSN KI WINDOW
MSN KI WINDOW POEM:
Meray MSN Kee Window Mai
>Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hay
>Afsoos Yeh Hay Kay Wo Hum Say
>Kuch Away Away Sa Rahta Hay,
>Meray MSN Kee Window Mai
>Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hay,
>Jis Roz Say Add Kiya Hay Us Ko
>Hum Dosron Say Chat Karna Bhool Gaey,
>Mouse Thaam Kay Aesay Bethay Hain
>Click Karna Hum Bhol Gaey
>Aaj Taak Buddy List May
>Wo Chanchal Buddy Away Rahta Hay
>Meray MSN Kee Window Mai
>Ek Chand Sa Buddy Chat Karta Hay,
>Raat Bhee Akaay Chala Gaya
>Friend Bhee Logout Ho Gaeyey.
>Par Us Kay Aik Message Ko Hum
>Aay Husan Kay Malik Taras Gaey.
>Kab Piyas Bhujay Gee Mayree Chatting Kee
>Din Raat Yeh Dukhra Rehta Hay
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LUV LETTER OF FUTURE
Dear My Sapno Ki Rani,
KYA KEHNA the first time I saw you,
I asked my self HUM APKE HAI KAUN,
feeling that KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
so I decided to forward you a PUKAR from DIL SE.
I thought that by the way HUM TO MOHABBAT KAREGA.
so with my DIL TO PAGAL HAI, I dream to be your HERO No.1 and Ië l make you my BIWI No.1. You might think that I am fooling you as BADAL but remember JHOOT BOLE KAWA KATE.
Please JANAM SAMJA KARO that PYAAR KOHI KHEL NAHIN
and I admit that DIL DE CHUKE SANAM.
I trust AAP MERE HAI SANAM. I believe that HUM APKE DIL MEIN REHTE HAIN for HAMESHA.
Remember JAB PYAR KISSI SE HOTA HAI why not AA ABH LAUT CHALEIN
and you can come SAAJAN KI BAHON MEI.
There is SIRF TUM in my life. If you say YES BOSS,
then I will become your JORU KA GULAM.
Donëª worry be happy, DHOLI SAJA KE RAKHNA
because DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE. KAHO NA PYAR HAI, MERE SANAM.
Yours Sincerely,
DEEWANA MASTANA.
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SHORT MAZHIYA SHAIR
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya:-)
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,Baray josh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,Baray shor ke sath !
Ab hum pyar karenge barey soch ke sath !
Kyon ke usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Teri Julf Hai Ya Andheri Raat Ka Saaya
Sar Mundwa Le To Savera Ho Jai.
Aaj Tu Kali Hai, Kal Gulab Hoga
Mujh Se Shadi Kar Le, Bara Sawaab Hoga
Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Yeh tera chehra hai yaa kele ka chhilka
Jo dekha to dil phisal gaya
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Apple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
who bhi kia sapna tha
bad mein pata chala who plliow tha
terey bap na pakar liya mera love letter
philips lets make things better
mein hon yahan tu hai wahan
mein hon yahan tu hai wahan
mein hon yahan tu hai wahan
life boy hai jahan tandrusti hai wahna
teri ankihne hain ya nili jhil
so whats the big deal
app na merey maan se khel,
app ne merey dhan se khala ,
well palyed well played
tum a gaey ho noor aa giya hai
chalo tino mil kay movie dekhney chalian
asman mein urr raha hai kabotar
asman mein urr raha hai kabotar
fluter fluter fluter
dil chata hai terey nazuk honto ko chomm loon
dil chata hai terey nazuk honto ko chomm loon
par teri bhati huo nak na irada badal diya
terna hai to pani mein aa kinarey par kia rakha hai
pyar karan hai to bahir aa isharey mein kia rakha hai
hati na ja kar kaha hatni ki kabar paay
qurban jano teri patli kamar peey
tum bhi ba sahara ,hum bhi bay sahara
fitey muh tumhra , tifey muh hamra
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THE WISH OF BOYZ OF 2DAY.
Aesi Apni Wife Ho......
Aesi apni wife ho...
5'6'' jiss ki height ho,
Jeans jiss ki tight ho,
Chehra jiss ka bright ho,
Weight mein thori light ho,
Umar mein difference slight ho,
Thori si wo quite ho,
Aesi apni wife ho...
Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,
Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,
Punjab ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,
Aesi apni wife ho...
Parosi jab baat karay tau haath main knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milnay say dil delight ho,
Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,
Agar aesi apni wife ho, Tau kya haseen life ho,
Her kisi ki yeh farma'ish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma'ish ho,
Ae kaash kahain tau aesi paidaish ho,
Aesi apni wife ho, Aesi apni wife ho...
SOME SIMPLE JOKES
Santa Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on
the wall.
It read "Parhney waala gadha."(one who reads it is an jackass.)
Santa Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala
gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass
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What is the difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO
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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their parents achievements
to each other. Santa singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Santa singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta singh : Yes, I have
Banta singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh : Yes, I have. Banta singh : Well, my father killed it.
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ZARORAT-E-RISHTA
A LETTER FROM WIFE |
COMMON FILM DIALOUGES
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ?
Ajeet : ise sui mar kay side par phaink do... police samjhegi - hua hai
Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do.
Robert: kyu boss ?
Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena
AJIT: "Raabert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein laga do,..great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi"
AJIT :Robert, isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey,phir pane sey mar jayegaa...
Ajit: "Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do,
saala mar bhi jaayega aur finish bhi ho jaayega
most common dialouges of films
HERO'S MOST COMMON DIALOUGES :
Tere saamne teri maut khadi hai
Kuttay !!
Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai
Mere paas meri mari maa ka ashirwad hai.
Apne Aaadmiyon se kaho ki bandookein phhek de
Dunyaki koi takat hame juda nahi kar sakti
Mere hotey huay tumhara koi baal bhi baaka nahin kar sakta
Yeh meri maa keh Kangan hai
Maa, mujhe Ashirwad de
Khabardaar joe Usse haat bhee lagaya
Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu....
Arre, tum to mere bicchade huay bhai ho
HERIONE'S MOST COMMON DIALOUGGES :
Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhod do
Hato. Tum bade woh ho
Naheen!
Mein tumhare bagair nahin reh sakti
Maa ne tumhe ghar bulaya hai
Main usse pyar karti hoon
Humne pyar kiya hai koi gunah nahin
Kuchh goonde mere pichhe pade hai
Baar baar mera pichha kyon karte ho
Koi Dekh Lega
Maine tumhe kya samjha, aur tum kya nikley!
HERO'S SISTER'S:
Mein tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon
Mere bhaiya ko lambi umar dena, bhagwan
Mere bhai pe koi aanch na aye
Khabardar jo mujhe chhua bhi, main apni jaan dey doongi
Bhaiyya, tum mere liye ek pyaari si bhabhi kab laaonge
Main kissi ko muh dikhane layak nahi rahi
Bhagwaan ke liye, meri suhaag mat ujaado
Chhod do mujhe, bhagwaan ke liye chhod do
BAD MAN'S :
Tum sign karte ho ke nahi ?
Itni achi cheez bhagwaan ke liye chod doon. Kabhi nahin
Ab Saare Hindustan par hamara raaz hoga
Batao faarmoola kahan hay?
Tumhari maa hamare kabze main hai
Kahan jaa rahi ho chhamak chhalon
In gori gori kalaiyon ko kaam karne ki kya zaroorat hai
Yahan teri izzat bachane koi nahi ayega
Yahan teri cheekh sunne walah koi nahin
Bula tere bhagwan ko-- dekhta hoon kaun ata hai?
Kis maai ke laal mein itni himmat hai jo mujhse takrayega ?
Gaddari ki ek hi sazaa hoti hai, maut
Uski koi kamzori hogi, koi maa ya behan?
SIDE KICK OF VILAN OF CHAMCHA :
Boss, Maine tumhara namak khaya hain
Boss! Maal pakda gaya.
Tumhe Boss ne bulaya hain
Ok Boss
FATHER'S DIALOUGGES :
Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
Agar toonay aisa kiya toh - mujhse burra koi nahin hogaaa
Ek baar iske haath pile kar doon, phir mein chain se mar sakta hoon
Is ghar ke darwaaze, tumhare liye hamesha ke liye band hein
Beti to paraya dhan hai.
Mere jeeteji yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti.
Main jald hi dahez ki sari rakam chuka doonga
Yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha ?
Main kahta hoon, Door ho jaa meri nazron sey
MOTHER'S
Mera Raja beta
Mera ashirwad sada tere saath hai.
Tujhe ek maa ki aah lagegi
Mera beta aisa kabhi nahin kar sakta.
Mera beta teri maut bankar aayega, thakur!
Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta...
Mere bete ki raksha karna prabhu
Kya apni maa ki baat nahi maanega?
Mera achha beta, jaldi se dudh peekar bada ho jaa.
Is budhi maa ka tumhare siwa aur kaun hai?
Mere Raja bete ko aaj mein apne haaton se khilaaongi
Hey bhagwan, mere suhaag ki raksha karna
Maine tere liye gajar ka halwa banaya hai
Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
Mar, Mar isse betay, isse ne tere Devata jaise pita ka khoon kiya
SAS OR MOTHER IN LAW'S DIALOUGES :
Chudeil! Kide pade tere .....
Tere baap ke bheje huey iss sari ka too kya karegi. Chal, mujhe dey
Ey Chudail, ab kaha se mooh kala karke aayee hain?
Aah Haa Haa, Maharani, waha baithey baithey kya kar rahi hain
Arri Kalmoohi, Kaha mar gayi
Eh Kulta, tere baap ne ab tak dahej ki rakam nahin chukayi
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